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[color:1429=#00b050][font:1429='Times New Roman'][color:1429=#00b050][font:1429='Times New Roman']1.[/font][/color][font:1429='Times New Roman'] [color:1429=red]Instead of milk[/color] [color:1429=#00b050]and cookies[/color][color:1429=red], leave him a salad,[/color] [color:1429=#00b050]and a note explaining[/color] [color:1429=red]that you think[/color][color:1429=#00b050] he could stand to lose[/color] [color:1429=red]a few pounds.[/color][/font]
[color:1429=red][font:1429='Times New Roman']2.[/font][/color][font:1429='Times New Roman'] [color:1429=#00b050]While he’s [/color][color:1429=red]in the house,[/color] [color:1429=#00b050]go find his[/color] [color:1429=red]sleigh and[/color] [color:1429=#00b050]write him a [/color][color:1429=red]speeding ticket.[/color][/font]
[color:1429=#00b050][font:1429='Times New Roman']3[/font][/color][color:1429=red][font:1429='Times New Roman']. Leave him a note[/font][/color][color:1429=#00b050][font:1429='Times New Roman'], explaining that you’ve[/font][/color][font:1429='Times New Roman'] [color:1429=red]gone away for [/color][color:1429=#00b050]the holidays.[/color] [color:1429=red]Ask if he would[/color] [color:1429=#00b050]mind watering your plants.[/color][/font]
[color:1429=red][font:1429='Times New Roman']4.[/font][/color][font:1429='Times New Roman'] [color:1429=#00b050]Keep an angry bull[/color] [color:1429=red]in your living room.[/color] [color:1429=#00b050]If you think a[/color] [color:1429=red]bull goes crazy when[/color] [color:1429=#00b050]he sees a little red[/color] [color:1429=red]cape, wait until he [/color][color:1429=#00b050]sees that big, red [/color][color:1429=red]Santa suit![/color][/font]
[color:1429=#00b050][font:1429='Times New Roman']5.[/font][/color][font:1429='Times New Roman'] [color:1429=red]Leave a note by[/color] [color:1429=#00b050]the telephone, telling[/color] [color:1429=red]Santa that Mrs. Claus[/color] [color:1429=#00b050]called and wanted to[/color] [color:1429=red]remind him[/color] [color:1429=#00b050]to pick up some[/color] [color:1429=red]milk and a loaf of bread[/color] [color:1429=#00b050]on his way home.[/color][/font]
[color:1429=red][font:1429='Times New Roman']6[/font][/color][color:1429=#00b050][font:1429='Times New Roman']. Leave a plate filled[/font][/color][font:1429='Times New Roman'] [color:1429=red]with cookies and a[/color] [color:1429=#00b050]glass of milk out,[/color] [color:1429=red]with a note that says,[/color] [color:1429=#00b050]“For The Tooth[/color] [color:1429=#00b050]Fairy.”[/color] [color:1429=red]Leave another plate out[/color] [color:1429=#00b050]with half a stale cookie [/color][color:1429=red]and a few drops of skim [/color][color:1429=#00b050]milk in a dirty [/color][color:1429=red]glass with a[/color] [color:1429=#00b050]note that says, “For Santa[/color][color:1429=#000000]”[/color][/font]
[color:1429=#00b050][font:1429='Times New Roman']7.[/font][/color][color:1429=red][font:1429='Times New Roman'] Take everything out[/font][/color][font:1429='Times New Roman'] [color:1429=#00b050]of your house as if it’s[/color] [color:1429=red]just been robbed.[/color] [color:1429=#00b050]When Santa arrives[/color][color:1429=red], show up[/color] [color:1429=red]dressed like a[/color] [color:1429=#00b050]policeman and say[/color][color:1429=#000000], [/color][color:1429=red]“Well, well.[/color] [color:1429=#00b050]They always return[/color] [color:1429=red]to the scene of[/color] [color:1429=#00b050]the crime.”[/color][/font]
[color:1429=red][font:1429='Times New Roman']8.[/font][/color][font:1429='Times New Roman'] [color:1429=red]Leave Santa a note[/color][color:1429=#00b050], explaining that you’ve [/color][color:1429=red]moved. Include a[/color] [color:1429=#00b050]map with unclear and hard[/color][color:1429=red]-to-read directions[/color] [color:1429=#00b050]to your new house.[/color][/font]
[color:1429=#00b050][font:1429='Times New Roman']9.[/font][/color][font:1429='Times New Roman'] [color:1429=red]Leave out a Santa[/color] [color:1429=#00b050]suit, with a dry-[/color][color:1429=red]cleaning bill.[/color][/font]
[color:1429=red][font:1429='Times New Roman']10.[/font][/color][font:1429='Times New Roman'] [color:1429=#00b050]Instead of ornaments[/color][color:1429=red], decorate your tree with[/color] [color:1429=#00b050]Easter eggs. Dress[/color] [color:1429=red]up like the Easter[/color] [color:1429=#00b050]Bunny.[/color] [color:1429=#00b050]Wait for Santa to come[/color] [color:1429=red]and then say,[/color] [color:1429=#00b050]“This neighborhood ain’t[/color] [color:1429=red]big enough for[/color] [color:1429=#00b050]the both of us.”[/color][/font]
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