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Manar Nakrour

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Age : 29
Location : Hims
Job/hobbies : Reading
Humor : The more important impression than the first one, is the last one
Points : 3
Registration date : 2008-12-01

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PostSubject: A Homsian paint job !!   A Homsian  paint job !! EmptyTue Dec 16, 2008 7:25 am

[size=18][font:6729=Comic Sans Ms]A Homsian(homsian=حمصي) went to America and had no money left,he wanted to earn some money ,so he decided to hire himself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. He went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for him to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch (porch=passageway). How much will you charge?"
The Homsian said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told him that the paint and ladders that he might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does he realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "He should. He was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the Homsian came to the door to collect his money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the homsian answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the homsian added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari." [/font][/size]
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Job/hobbies : student/ lots of stuff^o)
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PostSubject: Re: A Homsian paint job !!   A Homsian  paint job !! EmptySun Mar 08, 2009 10:34 pm

very nice, thnx

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