Your laying in your bed ... and your mouth is opened like a huge cave , and hugging the blanket .
when one of your parents opens the door and comes into the room and asks: sooo you're sleeping?
noooo ... I'm actually dancing like a party animal .. it just looks like I'm sleeping !! never mind.
You are invited for lunch at your friend's house .
when you knok the door your friend opens and he asks surprisedly :
YOU ARRIVED ?!
nooo . actually we're still on our way .. ther's much traffic in the street !.
I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
and noticed that everybody was staring at me....
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
Once upon a time there was a man walking in the woods when a tiger showed up ... so the man got on his knees and started to pray .
then the tiger got on his knees and started to pray !!!
the man was very surprised ?!?!
he sayed to the tiger : I'm praying for god so you don't eat me
WHY ARE YOU PRAYING ??? so the tiger replyed : I'm just praying before eating !!! hahaha