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>>Yes = No
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>>No = Yes
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>>Maybe = No
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>>I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
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>>We need = I want
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>>It's your decision = My correct decision should be obvious by now
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>>Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
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>>We need to talk = I need to complain
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>>Sure go ahead = I don't want you to
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>>I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron
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>>You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
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>>Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
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>>This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
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>>I want new curtains = carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper
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>>I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
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>>Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive
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>>How much do you love me? = I did something today you're going to hate
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>>I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on
>>TV
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>>You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
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>>Are you listening to me!? =[Too late, you're dead
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