<BLOCKQUOTE style="PADDING-LEFT: 5px; MARGIN-LEFT: 5px; BORDER-LEFT: #a0c6e5 2px solid; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0px">[font:7877=tahoma]>After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into the limo, (and
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> >he doesn't travel light), the driver notices that the Pope is still
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> >standing on the curb.
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> >"Excuse me, Your Holiness," says the driver,> "Would you please take
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> >your seat so we can leave?"
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> >"Well, to tell you the truth," says the Pope, "they never let me drive
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> >at the Vatican, and I'd really like to drive today."
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> >"I'm sorry but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! And what if
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> >something should happen?" protests the driver, wishing he'd never gone
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> >"There might be something extra in it for you," says the Pope.
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> >Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind
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> >the wheel.
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> >The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the
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> >airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 105 mph.
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> >" Please slow down, Your Holiness!!!" pleads the worried driver, but
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> >the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens.
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> >"Oh, dear God, I'm gonna lose my license," moans the driver.
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> >The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches but
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> >the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on
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> >the radio.
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> >"I need to talk to the Chief," he says to the dispatcher.
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> >The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a
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> >limo going a hundred and five.
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> >"So bust him," says the Chief.
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> >"I don't think we want to do that, he's really important," said the
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> >The Chief exclaimed, "All the more reason!"
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> >"No, I mean really important," said the cop.
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> >The Chief then asked, "Who ya got there, the Mayor?"
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> >Cop: "Bigger."
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> >Chief: "Governor?"
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> >Cop: "Bigger."
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> >"Well," said the Chief, "Who is it?"
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> >Cop: "I think it's God!"
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> >Chief: "What makes you think it's God?"
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> >Cop: "He's got the Pope as a chauffeur!!"
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