1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down.
3. Don't cut or color your hair. Ever.
4. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if he
can find the perfect present, again!
5. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer
you don't want to hear.
6. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.
7. Shopping is not sport.
8.Anything you wear is fine. Really.
9.You have enough clothes.
10.You have too many shoes.
11.Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like
it.
12.Your ex-boyfriend is an idiot.
13.Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
14. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
15.Your Mom doesn't have to be our best friend.
16.If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect
us to act like soap opera guys.
17.Telling us that the models in the men's magazines are airbrushed makes
you look jealous and petty and it's certainly not going to deter us from
reading the magazines.
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