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PostSubject: Jokes in English 3   Wed May 18, 2011 5:22 am

teacher: You must never begin a sentence "I is ...".

Clever student: Please sir, what's wrong with "I is a vowel".


Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
Student: I is the...
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.


Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

A: Yes, because the Empire State Building can't jump!


The man: "God, how long is a million years?"
God: "To me, it's about a minute."
The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"
God: "To me it's a penny."
The man: "God, may I have a penny?"
God: "Wait a minute."


Q: What happens when "you" and "I" are gone?

A: Only 24 letters are left. (you=the letter "u" and I the letter "i".)



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PostSubject: Re: Jokes in English 3   Wed May 18, 2011 11:09 am

lol! lol! thanks abdoo
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes in English 3   Thu May 19, 2011 5:31 am

You're welcome Razz
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