[b]› Emo Kid[/b]
[b]A users guide to recognising emos [/b]
Emo kids are sad
creatures of the dark. They are characterized by their dress sense and
also how in touch they are with certain [b]emotions[/b] (i.e. the negative ones). Typically [url=http://www.journeyetc.com/emos.html][b]emos[/b][/url] wear lots of black and will most likely have [b]dyed hair[/b] (mainly black or sometimes colourful streaks) and write music, lyrics, or[b] poems[/b] about the trials and tribulations of their torturous lives. Basically[b] emos[/b] are sort of like[b] goths[/b]...but with a lot less darkness and a lot more [b]Harry Potter.[/b]
Spotting an [b]emo kid[/b]
online is very easy as most have their username surrounded by Xs like
so: xXxTinySadBrokenKittyxXx. Usually this would indicate that the user
is [b]Straight Edge[/b] (abstains from drug and alcohol). However in the [b]emo community[/b], things have different meanings. Their definition of straight edge is rather vertically displaceable. [b]Emos[/b] can also be recognized online by their typing style. There are many variations of[b] emo typing[/b]
1) The.kind.that.hasn't.found.the.space.key.yet.
2) Theonethathasn'tfoundthespacekeyorthefullstop
3) the ones that have found the space key but unfortunately have
misplaced all other punctuation keys including capital letters this
kind isnt so bad at first but it can get very very very very very very
very annoying over long blocks of text as your never quite sure
when the sentence has ending or where the pauses go and it all sort of
jams together and makes very little sense to you as a reader
[b]› Emo Kid[/b]
[b]A users guide to recognising emos [/b]
Emo kids are sad
creatures of the dark. They are characterized by their dress sense and
also how in touch they are with certain [b]emotions[/b] (i.e. the negative ones). Typically [url=http://www.journeyetc.com/emos.html][b]emos[/b][/url] wear lots of black and will most likely have [b]dyed hair[/b] (mainly black or sometimes colourful streaks) and write music, lyrics, or[b] poems[/b] about the trials and tribulations of their torturous lives. Basically[b] emos[/b] are sort of like[b] goths[/b]...but with a lot less darkness and a lot more [b]Harry Potter.[/b]
Spotting an [b]emo kid[/b]
online is very easy as most have their username surrounded by Xs like
so: xXxTinySadBrokenKittyxXx. Usually this would indicate that the user
is [b]Straight Edge[/b] (abstains from drug and alcohol). However in the [b]emo community[/b], things have different meanings. Their definition of straight edge is rather vertically displaceable. [b]Emos[/b] can also be recognized online by their typing style. There are many variations of[b] emo typing[/b]
1) The.kind.that.hasn't.found.the.space.key.yet.
2) Theonethathasn'tfoundthespacekeyorthefullstop
3) the ones that have found the space key but unfortunately have
misplaced all other punctuation keys including capital letters this
kind isnt so bad at first but it can get very very very very very very
very annoying over long blocks of text as your never quite sure when
the sentence has ending or where the pauses go and it all sort of jams
together and makes very little sense to you as a reader
4) da 1s dat tlk in txt tlk dispit da fct dare r nt actuly txtin ne1
5) (The absolute worst) tHe oNeS wHo gO tO sTuPiD aMoUnTs oF
eFFoRt To mAkE tHeIr pOsT aS UnReAdEraBlE aS PoSsIbLe. iTs aNnOyInG tO
tHoSe wHo ReAD iT. iTs aNnOyInG tO tHoSe wHow wRiTe iT. aNd iTs eVen
aNnOyInG tO tHoSe wHo dOn'T rEaD It...iTs cRaCkInG sTuFf!
Now that you know how to recognise them, it's time to learn how to tell them apart. As [b]emos[/b] come in many different shapes and sizes. Here are some of the most common types of emos to look out for:
[b]Poser Emo Kid
[/b]
[b]Poser emos[/b] are usually in their pre teens. They are not actually [b]emos[/b] but rather pretend to be sad just to fit in with the other [b]emos[/b].
They're are looked down upon by other emos because they have no real
problems or anything to angst over, and are therefore not true emos.
[b]Plastic Emo Kid[/b]
Also known as a prefect [b]scene emos.[/b] The [b]plastic emos[/b] are really just hot, prefect girls in their late teens with an [b]emo haircut[/b]. They are not usually involved in the [b]scene[/b], as the plastic[b] scene[/b]
is all about looks. These are slightly more acceptable than posers as
they have their hair and make up to angst over, which is a trademark of
the [b]emo community.[/b][b]BY:Zoze
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