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PostSubject: Ha..Ha..Ha!!!!!   Fri Oct 02, 2009 4:54 am

[center][color:5f89=#aa0042][font:5f89='Verdana'][img]https://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_porc.png[/img] [color:5f89=indigo]Funny Jokes[/color] [img]https://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_porc.png[/img] [/font][/color][/center]

[color:5f89=#e80061][font:5f89='Verdana']Q. What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
A. A minnie van! [img]https://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_biggrin.png[/img] [/font][/color]
[color:5f89=#e80061][font:5f89='Verdana']Q: How did the telephones get married?
A. In a double ring ceremony! [img]https://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_smile.gif[/img] [/font][/color]
[color:5f89=#e80061][font:5f89='Verdana']Q: What Q: What kind of hair do oceans have?
A: Wavy! [img]https://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_monkey.png[/img] [/font][/color]
[color:5f89=#e80061][font:5f89='Verdana']Q: How do you know when a dog has been naughty?
A: It leaves a little poodle on the carpet! [img]https://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/confused.png[/img] [/font][/color]
[color:5f89=#e80061][font:5f89='Verdana']Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance?
A: He had no body to go with! [img]https://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_cheers.png[/img] [/font][/color]
[color:5f89=#e80061][font:5f89='Verdana']Q: What did the frog order at McDonald's?
A: French flies and a diet Croak [img]https://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/bom.png[/img] [/font][/color]
[color:5f89=#e80061][font:5f89='Verdana']Q: What did the policeman say when a spider ran down his back?
A: "You're under a vest! [img]https://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_rabbit.png[/img] [/font][/color]
[color:5f89=#e80061][font:5f89='Verdana']Q: Why do dragons sleep during the day?
A: So they can fight knights. [img]https://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_redface.gif[/img] [/font][/color]
[color:5f89=#e80061][font:5f89='Verdana']Q: What did the teddy bear say when he was offered dessert?
A: No thanks, I'm stuffed! [img]https://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_basketball.gif[/img] [/font][/color]
[color:5f89=#e80061][font:5f89='Verdana']Q: Why is six scared of seven?
A: Because 7-8-9! [img]https://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_jokercolor.png[/img] [/font][/color]
[color:5f89=#e80061][font:5f89='Verdana']Q: What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean?
A: Nothing. It just waved. [img]https://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_geek.png[/img] [/font][/color]
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PostSubject: Re: Ha..Ha..Ha!!!!!   Fri Oct 02, 2009 5:37 am

[color:e42c=indigo]hahaha...nice[/color]
[color:e42c=#4b0082]gd job karla[/color]
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PostSubject: Re: Ha..Ha..Ha!!!!!   Fri Oct 02, 2009 6:30 pm

Very Very funny nice work I hope to see more jokes in the future Very Happy
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