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PostSubject: homsi jokes   homsi jokes EmptyThu Oct 01, 2009 10:15 am

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[b][b][font:5a02=Times New Roman][size=21][color:5a02=#444444][color:5a02=#444444]حمصي اشترى سماعات للمسجل رجعهم تاني يوم ليش؟؟؟[/color][/color][/size][/font][/b][/b]



[b][b][font:5a02=Times New Roman][size=21][color:5a02=#444444][color:5a02=#444444]التنتين بغنوا نفس الأغنية[/color][/color][/size][/font] [/b][/b]








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[b][b][font:5a02=Times New Roman][size=21][color:5a02=#444444][color:5a02=#444444]حمصي أكل مكعبات ماجي إجاه مغص شديد سأله الدكتور شو اكل؟[/color][/color][/size][/font][/b][/b][b][b] [/b][/b]

[b][b][font:5a02=Times New Roman][size=21][color:5a02=#444444][color:5a02=#444444]قال له : نوغا أبو ديك[/color][/color][/size][/font][/b][/b][b][b] [/b][/b]

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[b][b][font:5a02=Times New Roman][size=21][color:5a02=#444444][color:5a02=#444444]شيطان حمصي سلخ حمصي كف ... وقال له:[/color][/color][/size][/font][/b][/b]

[b][b][font:5a02=Times New Roman][size=21][color:5a02=#444444][color:5a02=#444444] هاد يللي كان ناقص مو باقي غير انت تتعوذ مني[/color][/color][/size][/font][/b][/b][b][b] [/b][/b]

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[b][b][font:5a02=Times New Roman][size=21][color:5a02=#444444][color:5a02=#444444]واحد سأل محشش أمك حية؟[/color][/color][/size][/font][/b][/b][b][b] [/b][/b]

[b][b][font:5a02=Times New Roman][size=21][color:5a02=#444444][color:5a02=#444444]قال له: لأ عقرب[/color][/color][/size][/font][/b][/b][b][b] [/b][/b]

[b][b][font:5a02=Times New Roman][size=21][color:5a02=#444444][color:5a02=#444444]قللوه : ياغبي بقصد عايشة؟[/color][/color][/size][/font][/b][/b][b][b] [/b][/b]

[b][b][font:5a02=Times New Roman][size=21][color:5a02=#444444][color:5a02=#444444]قال له: لأ خديجة[/color][/color][/size][/font][/b][/b][b][b] [/b][/b]

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[b][b][font:5a02=Times New Roman][size=21][color:5a02=#444444][color:5a02=#444444]حمصي رومنسي سأل حبيبته عن عمرها قالت له[/color][/color][/size][/font][/b][/b][b][b][font:5a02=inherit][size=21][color:5a02=#444444][color:5a02=#444444][font:5a02=inherit]:[/font][/color][/color][/size][/font][/b][/b][b][b] [/b][/b]

[b][b][font:5a02=inherit][size=21][color:5a02=#444444][color:5a02=#444444][font:5a02=inherit] 38 [/font][/color][/color][/size][/font][/b][/b][b][b][font:5a02=Arial][size=21][color:5a02=#444444][color:5a02=#444444][font:5a02=Arial]قال لها[/font][/color][/color][/size][/font][/b][/b][b][b][font:5a02=inherit][size=21][color:5a02=#444444][color:5a02=#444444][font:5a02=inherit] :[/font][/color][/color][/size][/font][/b][/b][b][b] [/b][/b]

[b][b][font:5a02=Times New Roman][size=21][color:5a02=#444444][color:5a02=#444444]سبحان الله ....نفس مقاس رجلي [/color][/color][/size][/font][/b][/b][b][b] [/b][/b]

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[b][b][font:5a02=Times New Roman][size=21][color:5a02=#444444][color:5a02=#444444]حمصي أول مرة بشوف جسر قال الله يخلليلنا هالحكومة[/color][/color][/size][/font][/b][/b][b][b] [/b][/b]

[b][b][font:5a02=Times New Roman][size=21][color:5a02=#444444][color:5a02=#444444]رافعة الشوارع من بين ايدين الأولاد[/color][/color][/size][/font][/b][/b]





[b][b][font:5a02=Times New Roman][size=21][color:5a02=#444444][color:5a02=#444444]هاي هاو آر يو؟ آيام فاين كول مي بليز[/color][/color][/size][/font][/b][/b][b][b] [/b][/b]

[b][b][font:5a02=Times New Roman][size=21][color:5a02=#444444][color:5a02=#444444]حمصي موبايلو ما بيكتب عربي[/color][/color][/size][/font][/b][/b][b][b] [/b][/b]

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[b][b][font:5a02=Times New Roman][size=21][color:5a02=#444444][color:5a02=#444444]صف حماصنة ... كل ما الأستاذ بيمحي اللوح الطلاب بشقوا ورقة من الدفتر[/color][/color][/size][/font][/b][/b][b][b] [/b][/b]

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[b][b][font:5a02=Times New Roman][size=21][color:5a02=#444444][color:5a02=#444444]تعريف الزواج[/color][/color][/size][/font][/b][/b][b][b][font:5a02=inherit][size=21][color:5a02=#444444][color:5a02=#444444][font:5a02=inherit] :[/font][/color][/color][/size][/font][/b][/b][b][b] [/b][/b]

[b][b][font:5a02=Times New Roman][size=21][color:5a02=#444444][color:5a02=#444444]هو غلطة وورطة وطول العمر ربطة يابتصيب يا بتخيب يا بتجيب الجلطة[/color][/color][/size][/font][/b][/b][b][b] [/b][/b]

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[b][b][font:5a02=Times New Roman][size=21][color:5a02=#444444][color:5a02=#444444]حزيرة محشش[/color][/color][/size][/font][/b][/b][b][b][font:5a02=inherit][size=21][color:5a02=#444444][color:5a02=#444444][font:5a02=inherit] :[/font][/color][/color][/size][/font][/b][/b][b][b] [/b][/b]

[b][b][font:5a02=Times New Roman][size=21][color:5a02=#444444][color:5a02=#444444]له جنحان وما بطير له عيون وما بشوف له رجلين ومابيمشي؟[/color][/color][/size][/font][/b][/b][b][b] [/b][/b]

[b][b][font:5a02=Times New Roman][size=21][color:5a02=#444444][color:5a02=#444444]عصفور ميت[/color][/color][/size][/font][/b][/b][b][b] [/b][/b]

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[b][b][font:5a02=Times New Roman][size=21][color:5a02=#444444][color:5a02=#444444]حمصي ولدت مرته توأم ... من الفرحة قال للدكتور[/color][/color][/size][/font][/b][/b][b][b][font:5a02=inherit][size=21][color:5a02=#444444][color:5a02=#444444][font:5a02=inherit]:[/font][/color][/color][/size][/font][/b][/b][b][b] [/b][/b]

[b][b][font:5a02=Times New Roman][size=21][color:5a02=#444444][color:5a02=#444444]علي الطلاق غير تنقيلك واحد[/color][/color][/size][/font][/b][/b]


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PostSubject: Re: homsi jokes   homsi jokes EmptyFri Oct 02, 2009 1:42 am

very very funny you are so funny how about you tell me the real person behind those lovely jokes? or what is your name? I love you
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