Be proud to be homsian !!

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Homsi: I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Homsi: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.

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Homsi: Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night..
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Homsi: Can I take it tomorrow, tonight is final game.

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Homsi: If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Homsi: No, I'll also stay with your sister.

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Homsi complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing,
except the TV in my house.'
Police: 'How the thief did not take TV?'
Homsi: 'I was watching TV news...'

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Homsi comes back 2 his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine'
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for compliment.'

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How do you recognize Homsi in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases
the board.

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Once Homsi was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast
announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would
be hot.

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Homsi in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'

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Homsi: Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Homsi - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?

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Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense
Homsi: The future tense is 'u will go to jail'

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Homsi told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!'
Servant: 'It's already raining.'
Homsi: 'So what? Take an umbrella and go.' [/font][/size]

very funny
bas sho 2stak 2stalamt el hamasni anyway thank u

[b]But if Humsies r able to speak English so good.............then.... [/b]
thanx

bel 3aks ya samia !! 2ana 7omsi wa2afta5er !!

iam really proud to be homsieh !!.....ya3ni hai el sahbat klla 3an hadami ..akeed mo an ghaba tab3an
thx manar ...