Absolute truths from all American movies
1-At least one of every pair of identical twins is born evil.
2-If you had to defuse a bomb, don't worry which wire to cut.
3-During all police investigations, it will be necessary to visit a club at least once.
4-If a large piece of glass is visible, someone will soon be thrown through it.
5-Even when driving down a straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel from left to right every few moments.
6-Word processors never display a cursor on screen but will always say "Enter Password Now".
7-A detective can only solve a case one he has been suspended from duty.
8-A man will show no pain taking a bullet in his arm or leg, but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
9-Honest and hardworking policemen are always gunned down three days before retirement.
10-If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone else on the street will know the steps.
11-All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off .
12-Police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure that they are assigned to a partner who is their opposite.
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